Man stops being a tw*t as new years resolution

A Northern man has decided 2017 is the year to stop being twat. Practical joker, Barry from Newcastle, admits “I’m normally the crazy one of the bunch, and like to wind up family, friends and…





Darts – It’s not what you think

Contrary to popular belief, darts is not a sport for slobs, it’s a highly skilled form of indoor javelin, argues one top player. Phil “The Duke” Van Barneveld, justifying the 12 hours a day he…




Trump – “What was that number again?”

A security source close to the White House has revealed that President Elect, Donald Trump, has requested a number of changes to security procedures when he takes office in January. Requests include changing security launch…