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Man with answers to everything found in pub

The answer to every question you ever had has been found, drinking in a pub in Northern England, it has been revealed. Colin Smith, a regular at The Ship in Middlesbrough, is affectionately know to…


Redheads to get loved once a year – #KissAGingerDay

People born with affliction of red hair have created kiss a ginger day in a desperate attempt to get affection, it has been reported. One redhead, who would like to remain anonymous, commented “It’s all…



Your life just isn’t interesting

The media just don’t think you’re interesting enough. Under the guise of “New Year – New Programming” television bosses are blatantly pedaling out more reality drivel to fill the empty void left since the end of…



Young people not desperate enough to buy houses

A recent study has shown that young people are desperate to own their own homes, but not desperate enough to stop buying new cars and taking more than one holiday a year, to start saving….


Man stops being a tw*t as new years resolution

A Northern man has decided 2017 is the year to stop being twat. Practical joker, Barry from Newcastle, admits “I’m normally the crazy one of the bunch, and like to wind up family, friends and…