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Man with answers to everything found in pub

The answer to every question you ever had has been found, drinking in a pub in Northern England, it has been revealed. Colin Smith, a regular at The Ship in Middlesbrough, is affectionately know to…


Redheads to get loved once a year – #KissAGingerDay

People born with affliction of red hair have created kiss a ginger day in a desperate attempt to get affection, it has been reported. One redhead, who would like to remain anonymous, commented “It’s all…



“It’s not just a game”

Local couple Lee & Donna from Preston have agreed to take a break after a heated argument got out of control. The argument coincided with Preston losing to Arsenal in the FA Cup on Saturday…


I Belong in the Gym

After only 4 visits to his new Gym, born again sportsman Jay Nelson, has decided gym membership is not only the way forward with health and fitness, but also a possible career path. “I was…


Your life just isn’t interesting

The media just don’t think you’re interesting enough. Under the guise of “New Year – New Programming” television bosses are blatantly pedaling out more reality drivel to fill the empty void left since the end of…




Young people not desperate enough to buy houses

A recent study has shown that young people are desperate to own their own homes, but not desperate enough to stop buying new cars and taking more than one holiday a year, to start saving….