Scientists discover what makes you happy

Scientists have discovered the key to happiness isn’t finding meaning in your existence, being kind to others, and being comfortable in who you are, but actually just money & alcohol.

A study, funded by the association of drinks manufacturers, found the answer lies at the bottom of a bottle, not in a deep and meaningful post on a random friends Facebook page.

“Enough alcohol to forget about things” Explains Dr Martin, “that’s what puts most people in a good mood. It’s good old fashioned escapism.”

He continues, “Of course enough money to fund your new lifestyle choice is a harder problem to solve, but that’s what payday lenders are for, isn’t it?”

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