A Northern man has decided 2017 is the year to stop being twat.
Practical joker, Barry from Newcastle, admits “I’m normally the crazy one of the bunch, and like to wind up family, friends and colleagues with tricks and jokes, to show them how much smarter I am than them.”
“I used to see every night as mischief night” chuckles Barry “That twat who smeared Vasaline on your car windscreen… That was me! The dick who hid plastic spiders on peoples desks when it wasn’t Halloween… That was me too!”
“Now that I am in my forties, it’s time to slow down with the physical jokes, and focus on intellectual pranks to prove I’m better than you.”