A security source close to the White House has revealed that President Elect, Donald Trump, has requested a number of changes to security procedures when he takes office in January.
Requests include changing security launch codes for America’s nuclear arsenal to a more memorable and easier to recall combination.
Mr Trump backed up his request with the argument that during a nuclear attack, he would not have the time to “reset his password” if he was unable to remember his login details. It was even suggested that the launch codes were changed to “password1234”
Advisers have already talked Mr Trump out of having “a big red button” installed on the oval office desk, pointing out this could accidentally be pressed in heated moments of watching America’s Got Talent.